Friday the 13th, Jason and the dumb movie critics

Posted by Raymond in Featured, Movie Reviews | 2 comments

Late lastnight staunch horror fans got to taste the newest installment of the Friday the 13th franchise.

First things first, Voorhees is a totally new man (so to say) . Jason comes back with vengeance, if nothing else it seems like the director and producers decided that Jason has been drinking nothing but Red Bull and Monster for the last few years since we saw hi, because he’s moving like a monster on speed.

Now with that said, let’s move on to my pet peeve.

I’m really tired of non horror movie fans who try to critique a horror movie.
For all who don’t know, Friday the 13th is just a slasher flick. It’s not meant to be deep, not meant to have extensive story lines. Jason’s whole purpose is to kill anyone that reminds him of the sex starved, immature, stereotypical teenie boppers that let him die. So of course that’s who you are going to see in the movie. Go rent Much Ado About Nothing or Mansfield Park, that might be your cup of tea.

Plus of course the critics all get their stuff mixed up.

One fool does not like it because it moves away from the original formula…WTF??? Another seems to have gone to the movie with the hopes that Jason has used his downtime between the last movie to now to go to college, get some culture. Who the hell expects that Jason has spent the last few years thinking up of new ways to kill to “inspire” you.

Come on people, just go and enjoy the film for what it is, what it has been and hopefully what it will forever be.

Sorry to disappoint the critics, but i don’t think Jason will be reading up on various killing methods, watching “Saw” or “Hostel” for pointers of debating the pleasures of eating his victims while sipping fine wine a la Hanibal.

BTW Kudos to the critics that got it right.

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