Paris and Doug’s Wedding Talk

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Fast approaching Spencer and Heidi as most annoying couple ever, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are already talking marriage. How long have these two been dating? Five days? When is Paris going to realize that he’s using her for publicity? Seriously, who cannot see right through this guy? He’s such a social climber! Doug’s quickly moved from psuedo-dating the girls on The Hills to Amanda Bynes and now he’s on his world publicity tour as Paris Hilton’s 1000th man-toy. Maybe they can have a double wedding with Speidi whenever Spencer decides to make their Mexican wedding official. Everyone would win! Quick, someone call their reps and tell them the idea!

  • Jenny B

    So glad that everyone living being other than Ms. Hilton seem to understand Mr. Reinhardt’s intentions.

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