Robert Pattinson is NOT sexy!
August 11, 2009 by John Anderson
Filed under Entertainment, Featured, Hot Hunks, Interesting News, Photos
Now can we get that through some of these thick heads? I mean come on people. Have you really taken a good look at that mug?! Glamour you all are slipping. This is a real good example of how some “Big” magazines get paid to put something up. Does InStyle actually think people want to look like him?
I can go on all day about this, but let’s just do a simple comparison.
Robert Pattinson and Brad Pitt
Robert Pattinson and Richard Gere
Robert Pattinson and George Clooney
Robert Pattinson and Gabriel Aubry
Robert Pattinson and David Beckham
Need i even bother to post more photos? Heck even Zac Efron is better looking than this guy. Someone please put us out of our misery and dump some cold water on the Twilight franchise (how about Setting Moon for the next movie. That usually comes after an Eclipse.) before we start seeing Urkle and Elmo on the world’s sexiest men list.
But since this is just my perspective, let’s put it to a vote!
Loading ...Oh yeah, no more “Glimpses” of New Moon trailer. What the hell is a glimpse of a trailer. Is a trailer a glimpse of a movie? So is this a glimpse of a glimpse? Will there next be a glimpse of the glimpse of the trailer?
Sheesh. I’m starting to sound like foamy.
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I don’t think people think he’s hot for being himself, I think people think he’s hot as a Vampire in the Twilight series, and that’s all they think about when they see him, they don’t actually see him. For instance, I think Orlando Bloom is hot because of when he played Legolas in the 3 rings, but as himself, not so much lol
Ok, but even if people look at him as a vampire from the movie, he’s not even a totally sexy Vamp to warrant making the Glamour list. Look at Brad Pitt as a vampire? Hell even Tom Cruise looked better as a vampire. lol
Ryan Kwanten, on TrueBlood is much much better. Allan Hyde from TrueBlood is better too. Alexander Skarsgard from TrueBlood is better, too, if you like sulky blonde guys.
I have never thought Robert Pattinson was good looking. I’m not even interested in the Twilight series. I saw the first one and thought it was HIGHLY overrated.
@Christa
I totally agree.
I saw a review of the series where the reviewer thought it was totally boring! Especially the second book, apparently it’s just Bella pining over Edward the whole way through and then fawning over him at the end while ignoring another character that had been spending the whole time proving that he really loved her.
I think he is amazing, and the Twilight series are the best books I’ve read in my life! Millions of people across the world can’t be wrong…?
no, he is not sexy, just frail, pail and skinny!!!
@ simone – oh yeaaaah, Legolas was a hot fudge sundae… but Orlando Bloom out of costume and character needs a sandwich, STAT. Which brings me to my point:
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After giving in and reading Twilight – it’s not RPatz – it’s Edward that’s hot. RPatz is just benefiting from the collective pent-up sexual frustration of a generation of teenage girls. This guy just happened to get the part – though I heard that the movie is hot crap. It’s like when shorty Tom Cruise played Lestat after young women hyperventilated through volumes of Anne Rice. Brad Pitt himself was hotter… but Lestat in the book was WAY hotter.
I’m still wondering how the heck Pattinson and Zac Efron (who one person I know once referred to as a CYBORG!) got into People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Top 20 when Daniel Radcliffe (who I think is WAY sexier than either RP or ZE) was nowhere in sight on the list! I mean did anyone see Equus?? (I did–can we say AWESOME??) Or the publicity photos for that matter?? Talk about H O Double-T HOTT!
And I totally agree with the comment about Orlando Bloom, there’s something very sexy about long blond hair and pointy ears isn’t there?
weird comparison
LMFAO!
It’s those lazy eyes and those thick ass eyebrows that have some women all in a tizzy. I’m an eyebrow girl, myself! I wouldn’t fall over for him, though. He’s aiight…..
I don’t find RPat to be attractive. In fact, most of the time, I want to put him in the shower and introduce him to a bar of soap and bottle of shampoo. I can see his appeal, because of his role, but yeah, not attractive, really.
Daniel Radcliffe is a good actor and good looking too.-:,
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You do realize that four out of those 5 pictures, prove the exact opposite point you were trying to make by posting those pictures. Pattinson is hot and you just made that point very clearly