What a week

Posted by David Lee in Celebrity Gossip, Featured, Week in Review | 2 comments

So on a scale of 1 – 10 this might not have been THE most active week, but it definitely had it’s fair share of zingers.

Let me just touch on the big ones.

Paul Abdul quits American Idol. Now did we actually not see this coming? Was it a real surprise? and Who amongst us still does not believe that at the first “Live” show Paula will be walking out with the rest of the judges? Or maybe she’s DANCE her way over to ABC.

Victoria Beckham to be a celebrity Judge on AI.

The barely 21 year old Vanessa Hudgens has had nude or semi nude photos of her leaked again. Listen, if you didn’t learn the fist time and deleted all the pics you had, then shame on you, but you gets no sympathy from me. All you little girls out there and their parents, please note: CAMERAS ARE A DANGEROUS TOOL! Plus if you only want one person to see you in your buff or tighty whites that forget the snap show or the streaming video. How about plain old flashing when they get in your room. At least then no one has lingering proof. (Oh yeah and close the windows when you flash). BTW Vanessa, you look stunning WITH your clothes on. No need to go less.

FYI, even Kate Moss could not keep it all on and covered.

Not really this week, but Mark Wahlberg ties the knot.

Roisin Murphy claims Lady Gaga stole her style….Can we all say “Who the hell are you?” in unison?

Breakfast Club dierector, John Hughes dies of a heart attack.

Micheal Douglas’ son, Cameron Douglas, 30, was arrested in New York. Need i even say it was for drugs? Seems like that’s what he usually gets picked up for.

G.I. Joe opened this weekend and is set to hit some big box office numbers. Move over Harry Potter.

Was Billy Mays really using cocaine? Seems a bit strange to me, but then to me driving a car for 3 plus hours and then AFTER being frustrated for all that time you decide to drink 10 shots of vodka and smoke a spliff while driving (let’s not mention the end result) seems far fetched to me also.  I’m sure his wife wasn’t waking up in the night wondering what that snorting noise was. Guess they both won’t have to worry about getting older and missing out.

Tracey Morgan files for divorce….. ok, so i really don’t care about that, but it give me an opening to say people need some religion in their life and maybe divorce rates will be lower.

There’s a ghost in Neverland ………  Not! Couldn’t Larry King find something else to talk about?

Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K-Fed has put on weight! If i didn’t like reading gossip so much i’d bash everyone who wasted the minutes to read up on him… But then come to think of it, in turn i’d really be bashing myself….Sheesh. Go walk K-Fed. On the flip side, Ms Brit is looking as fine as ever. Maybe there should be a sitcom or reality show on their lives. Yet another potbelly man with a hot wife (ex wife).

Hopeful wannabes lined up in New York for a chance to be an extra on the new Sex in the City movie. Is it just me or was one SITC enough.

If i see one more photo of George Clooney’s new riding horse, sorry i meant gal pal. I’ll scream.

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler‘s old bones took a jolting. Time to retire dude.

What else happened? Well lots more but i’m done typing, plus i refuse to mention Twilight or New Moon… Go google that dry looking vampire guy on your own.